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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

Dot's hits the spots.  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
9/23/2020 3:28 pm

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9/23/2020 3:29 pm
Dot's hits the spots.

Short post today, minions (he added hopefully),

If you haven't yet tried the mouth magic that is Dot's Homestyle Pretzels, you need to acquire a bag as soon as possible and shove your face into it. The best compliment you can give most bagged pretzels is, "crunchy". Thats really about it. They all taste roughly the same and share the same texture. Dot's takes the tiny baked bread sticks into an entirely new taste and texture dimension. I ordered two jars of honey mustard pretzel dip to go along with my Dot's purchase, but they honestly aren't needed. The dip actually interferes with the buttery, seasoned tastes and textures of the pretzels themselves. I'll save the dip for inferior pretzels (as if I'll ever buy them again).
Forget sex, minions. Shove Dot's in your mouth instead. Dot's never have a headache or ask you to cuckold yourself to some pita chips.

BEAST OUT

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