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Procrasturbation Procrasturbation is a mesh of procrastination and masturbation. A little masturbation is a great way relieve stress, but it can be an issue such as Mr. Toobin experienced. A poll of over 1,000 people from Canada, the U.S. and Australia was conducted to find out what people are doing behind doors during lockdowns and work from home. The survey found that 35 per cent of men and 17 per cent women are masturbating while at wor So yes we are being paid masturbate. So when we need an afternoon pick more and more people are turning masturbation instead of that cup of Joe. So are you part-taking? Do you feel like you are cheating your employer? Or were you always masturbating on your employer's time before covid.  |
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Just make sure your electronics are turned off.... it could be career limiting.
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Innocent on all counts
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I have done more masturbating since the lock-down than ever before. It does relieve stress!!
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Your topic and associated query provide an excellent opportunity to review the benefits of masturbation. Besides the obvious pleasures this delightful activity stimulates, we have: 1. Stress reduction and endorphin release. 2. Temporary strengthening of immune system. 3. Engagement and strengthening of pelvic floor (core) muscles. 4. Improved cognitive skills (positively correlated with age). 5. Increased blood flow and cardiovascular endurance. 6. Enhanced confidence and self-assurance. In sum, I view masturbation as a critical part of my firm's proactive health care strategy and consistent with our objectives of making employees as happy and productive as possible.
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That pic is an inspiration for sure...
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No, mostly because I work outside for a living.
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No breaks, no idle chit chat. No extra coffee breaks. A little de-stressing is fair game I say.
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A falta de pan. ..
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Not partaking. I do question the females at 17 percent, seems low.
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I like the word! And if I did it on my employer's time I wouldn't admit it. 
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Your topic and associated query provide an excellent opportunity to review the benefits of masturbation. Besides the obvious pleasures this delightful activity stimulates, we have: 1. Stress reduction and endorphin release. 2. Temporary strengthening of immune system. 3. Engagement and strengthening of pelvic floor (core) muscles. 4. Improved cognitive skills (positively correlated with age). 5. Increased blood flow and cardiovascular endurance. 6. Enhanced confidence and self-assurance. In sum, I view masturbation as a critical part of my firm's proactive health care strategy and consistent with our objectives of making employees as happy and productive as possible.
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Nope!! One question though...........Is that you in the pic????? 
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Never mind "working from home", at my old place of employment there were a few stories of guy(s) who would knock one out in the gents during the day.  Nope, not something I'd ever consider though. I'd need a nap after if I did! 
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In addition to what justaguyinalaska had to say ; I have had an Enlarged Prostate ( BPH ) for going on 10 years now ! At an early point in treatment my Urologist told me that masturbating or sex at least twice a week has been shown too enhance & keep the prostate in check and help in reducing the amount of enlargement !!! Following that ; mine has never gotten too the point that He considered removal as it is at the size it is and not changed !! With other Life Changes, being on this site & COVID , I have masturbated as often as 3 to 5 times in a week  
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Innocent on all counts
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I have done more masturbating since the lock-down than ever before. It does relieve stress!!
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Your topic and associated query provide an excellent opportunity to review the benefits of masturbation. Besides the obvious pleasures this delightful activity stimulates, we have: 1. Stress reduction and endorphin release. 2. Temporary strengthening of immune system. 3. Engagement and strengthening of pelvic floor (core) muscles. 4. Improved cognitive skills (positively correlated with age). 5. Increased blood flow and cardiovascular endurance. 6. Enhanced confidence and self-assurance. In sum, I view masturbation as a critical part of my firm's proactive health care strategy and consistent with our objectives of making employees as happy and productive as possible.
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That pic is an inspiration for sure... 
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No, mostly because I work outside for a living. 
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No breaks, no idle chit chat. No extra coffee breaks. A little de-stressing is fair game I say.
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A falta de pan. ..
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Not partaking. I do question the females at 17 percent, seems low.
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I like the word! And if I did it on my employer's time I wouldn't admit it.
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at first i chuckled then i realized that this is a serious statement. More employers should allow nap time and masturbation for healthy productive workers. just a thought.
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Never mind "working from home", at my old place of employment there were a few stories of guy(s) who would knock one out in the gents during the day. Nope, not something I'd ever consider though. I'd need a nap after if I did! I think more people probably nap at work then masturbate.
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In addition to what justaguyinalaska had to say ; I have had an Enlarged Prostate ( BPH ) for going on 10 years now ! At an early point in treatment my Urologist told me that masturbating or sex at least twice a week has been shown too enhance & keep the prostate in check and help in reducing the amount of enlargement !!! Following that ; mine has never gotten too the point that He considered removal as it is at the size it is and not changed !! With other Life Changes, being on this site & COVID , I have masturbated as often as 3 to 5 times in a week
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I work from home... lol 😂 Am I cheating if I take a break and trudge on down to the bedroom? 🤔 ❗❗😎 ... is there another way to look at it. The Official AFF Top Blogger Awards For 2020 Are You a Slut in a Short Story Or a Player In a Novel Miracle Pills and The Myth of Winning a Bet With the Devil
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I have masturbated at work before but it's been years ago. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day.. Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!
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I work from home... lol 😂 Am I cheating if I take a break and trudge on down to the bedroom? 🤔 ❗❗😎
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I have masturbated at work before but it's been years ago. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day..
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Too many cameras or I'd consider it.
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I've thought about it at work, when it was just that booooooring. LOL But there was a guy who I worked with who went in there, and the guy in the stall next to him started beating his meat. OMF he finished faster than he could imagine and got out of that washroom like his ass was on fire!
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The survey statistics seem low. The angst from the health directives and remote work (for those that can work from home) would contribute to a greater opportunity for masturbation release? I wonder if a.f.f member cam masturbatory activity has increased? With fitness gyms under restricted access, masturbation is a healthy alternative...just be careful with the kettlebells
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Naww... I hate to associate work and sex. Mostly. But I'm always game to take a little time away from work to get some relief. Now that I think about it, I think my employer is cheating me! They're making me work while I could be self- or mutually-pleasuring!
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Mr. Toobin has actually (inadvertently) created a new verb: Toobining Example: "I saw that pic of her in a wet t shirt and my pants suddenly fell down and I found myself toobining".
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Self-employed here.. So yeah 100% of the time I am doing something I am not supposed to be doing.
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uhm...hard no .
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Only because you are retired...lol
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I have masturbated many times at work.
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I have masturbated many times at work.
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Gives break time a new meaning.... Why not find out who the other partakers are in Your office, and have an Ohgie! ^^ new scrabble word
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I don't have a stressful job....but I still masturbate a couple or more times a day. In the morning it is helps to get my jeans on! 
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I do it on my lunch break...honestly!
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I don't have a stressful job....but I still masturbate a couple or more times a day. In the morning it is helps to get my jeans on!
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I do it on my lunch break...honestly!
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Simple fact is masturbation is a pleasure we can give to ourselves. The glory of working from home has provided the opportunity for many like minded people to safely share this pleasing experience with others that under (so called) normal conditions they would probably never met. On top of this special friendship and perhaps bonds can be established as we learn the importance of communicating with our partner as the pleasure takes place. I say enjoy and welcome those that would share this personal pleasure.
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Your topic and associated query provide an excellent opportunity to review the benefits of masturbation. Besides the obvious pleasures this delightful activity stimulates, we have: 1. Stress reduction and endorphin release. 2. Temporary strengthening of immune system. 3. Engagement and strengthening of pelvic floor (core) muscles. 4. Improved cognitive skills (positively correlated with age). 5. Increased blood flow and cardiovascular endurance. 6. Enhanced confidence and self-assurance. In sum, I view masturbation as a critical part of my firm's proactive health care strategy and consistent with our objectives of making employees as happy and productive as possible. (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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