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Groups > Local Groups > United States Groups > Idaho Groups > Eastern Idaho Groups > East Idaho Group

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darknesswins
1334 Comments
If men got pregnant
** another funny item I just had to share with everyone thank you so much rednkgrll **

If Men Got Pregnant:

Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.


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MetalMami
2014 Comments
 I really like the very last line....I think we need to find a way for men to get pregnant! lmao


MM
goldwing4fun02
1636 Comments
 ROFLMAO Agree things would definitely change

lckysgrll
1225 Comments
 lol that was to funny pregnancy would become a disability for sure!!

weluv4inid
171 Comments
 The human race would become extinct after one generation!

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