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Everywhere 8/5/2013 A woman approaches her husband one morning after he'd been out one too many times the night before. "You can't go go out anymore without me. We never go anywhere anymore." He says: "Hey, I used to t 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stereotypes between sexes 8/4/2013 It's no secret that the population of this site is very lopsided, to no one's fault in particular, which leaves a large population of heterosexual men seeking contact with a smaller population of hete 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Disappointment 8/2/2013 When it comes to sex, it seems that one person will always be disappointed. Thank god it's never been me. - Drew Carey (when he was still funny) 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A little pussy 8/1/2013 A man, feeling a little frisky one day, says to his wife: "hey, I'd like a little pussy." She says; "me too, mines the size of a house." A knock off, I know, but funny, no? 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Twelve inches 7/28/2013 A man is walking down the street when he is suddenly smitten by the most beautiful woman that he has ever seen. Instantly he is in love! He runs up to her and says "lady, you are the most gorgeous c 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Where to begin? 7/24/2013 My wife and I don't really know anyone who's into this, so how does one begin to swing? If anyone's reading my blogs, you can assume that I'm a bit of an ass, which may be a stumbling block on this n 0 Comments, 369 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What happens if you don't respect your wife's partner? 7/21/2013 I don't mind sharing my wife but the guy she is involved with seems to be kind of a loser. My wife is wonderful, but she seems to settle (she married me after all), so this guy gives all of these fan 0 Comments, 722 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poor sap 7/21/2013 So I'm a guy with little free time, but one of my few pleasures is to head down to the local pub and sit quietly with a pint, alone with my own thoughts, undisturbed. Lately I'd been working a lot of 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Letter to Penthouse forum by a disgruntled Employee 7/20/2013 Dear Penthouse, (Particularly Gary in editing) I never thought it would happen to me... I've been a fan of Penthouse forum (and had been a loyal employee) for well over a decade now, using on 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The lost art of scoring porn 7/18/2013 Way back, in the long ago time, there were ways and secrets that are now lost to us. The modern world has obliterated many traditions, customs, and rights of passage that we once held so dear. The t 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Auto-correct Erotica 7/17/2013 Jim was a big man with a big cuckoo. He had spend most of the past three months working in the far note, as a logger, but now he was back on the propel looking for some your thing to stick his meets 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes |
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