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Hair in my Spaghetti 6/11/2014 Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Liar 6/11/2014 A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a fe 0 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Am I Narcissistic 10/30/2013 I have videos of myself masturbating and i sometimes get aroused watching my self is that weird. 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wedding day 7/5/2010 A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, ‘Hey man, I know 0 Comments, 155 Views, 0 Votes | |
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old love 7/5/2010 Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met. While sitting at a cafe the little old man says, 'Remember th 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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confession 7/5/2010 An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, 'Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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i got a problem doc 7/5/2010 A guy goes to a doctor and says, 'Doc, you’ve got to help me. My penis is orange.' Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy’s penis isn’t oran 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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stranded on a desert island 7/3/2010 A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, s 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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extra skin 7/1/2010 i was circumcised as a baby and i now notice that when i have an erection that i have extra skin on my shaft that when pulled back make my penis longer does the extra skin on my penis means it could g 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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small world 6/23/2010 i am going to be going on a cruise to the Bahamas from august 13to 16 and so i would like to know if any other members would also be on this trip im taking the Carnival Imagination if you'll be there 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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who's in charge 6/16/2010 A young couple, just married, were in their hotel honeymoon suite, on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover 6/14/2010 let me ask you a question when you see a guy who is big (fat) do you think that his dick is small or big im 7 inches and people think im lying 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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does bodyaffect size penis size 5/17/2010 I'm 5"8 and weigh over 420 with 7 inches is this as big as it get or if i lose weight will it grow 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the superman 5/11/2010 has anyone ever done the superman when you ejaculate on a girls back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a cape.if so why 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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tink im bisexual 3/30/2010 if i join a couple and i let the husband give me oral and dont go futher does that make me bi or do we have to have sex 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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is it wierd 3/8/2010 im a regular on broadcast in which i masturbate on webcam if i does not blocking male viewer make this gay or am i just a equal opportunity jerker 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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big night 2/23/2010 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out an 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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how much more 6/17/2009 I have been losing weight I was 392 and I was 5 inches now I'm 340 and 7 and my goal is 185 what should I expect my end should be 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The piss test 12/17/2006 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Once Upon a Wish 12/17/2006 Once upon a wish... A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Old Spinnster 12/17/2006 On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: " Seventy-year young vi 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mama 12/17/2006 Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Horny Older Man 12/17/2006 There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having s 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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One Smart Mom 12/17/2006 John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SHOULD I 8/17/2005 IM thinking about becoming a porn star but i dont know how my family would handle it 0 Comments, 246 Views, 0 Votes | |
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why wount peple join 6/12/2005 how come people wont joinmy group are Topic(s): Advice, Anal Sex, Interracial 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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which is better 6/10/2005 is it better for me to use a head shot or cock shot look at my photos if you can and tell me or e mail me 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Parishioners 5/17/2005 A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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If Body Parts Could Talk 1/11/2005 Feet Speaking to Penis: "Our master is so mean. He walked us around all day inside those hot, smelly shoes with no ventilation." <br> Penis Speaking to Feet: "That's nothing! Last ni 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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how big is big 1/9/2005 ladies this is for you can you help me answer this question how big is a big cock <br> <br> <br> <br> i am 5incheslong 3inches wide and 2 inches thick is that big 0 Comments, 397 Views, 0 Votes |
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