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crazynsimple 45 / M
"First off.....yes, ladies you will get see my face. I hate pictures so maybe meeting me in public will have to happen. I lost count of the number of ladies I have seen pictures of, only for it to be totally altered or not even the same person once I ring the door bell. How about we just meet, have a drink, if it works out, cool, if not you at least got a free drink out of meeting up. Or here is an idea... ..technology isn't limited to a selfie (I hate that word). So this is where I get to embarrass myself and never get laid right??? Time to piss a few people off. Looking for women who are always panties optional. Sound crude? Well, check the website out and redefine crude. If you have ever wanted to fancy yourself a little dirty, or ever fantasized about a little discreet fun on the side...you found your answer. Ever had the fantasy of nailing the pool boy or sexy cable guy? Ever wanted to call next door and have a quicky with the night shift uniform still on? Cum on girls, we all know you want the same thing as us, just admit it, roll with it, and enjoy it. Not crude....just fun sex! Now, if you read this far and want to know whats behind the curtain, send me a note and lets really talk. You can see my face in the gym or at the bar if we decide to move toward some fun. Easy."
Northern VA, Virginia, United States
 
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crazynsimple 45/M
Northern VA, Virginia
Hi!!!
Introduction
Here is the deal. I am straight. I am a man. I lift weights and have horrible language. I listen to punk, rock, , and metal. If you know what SRH and KMK stand for, then you are on my level. I fight, drink, swear, and will stare at a woman ass way longer then I should. I am a simple dude. Broad shoulders, big arms, and a thick cock ladies....I am man. Looking for anything from a bar partner to crazy sex! Lets get a shot of Bushmills down and see what trouble we can make. If you have ANY questions, I don't care how personal they may be...please ask. It is that simple. Take a chance, see what happens. NO ONE HAS ANY RIGHT TO TAKE, USE, COPY, OR DISTRIBUTE MY CONTENT. USE YOUR OWN SHIT!

Information
  • 45 / male
  • Northern VA, Virginia, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: April 1, 1979
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some grad school
Occupation: Self Owned Company
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, moderatespanish
Eye Color: Blue
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