Hmm, let¡¯s see something profound, to get your attention... The best way to show That! stand out from the crowd Is a Haiku poem. No, that's no good... Act within the hour And I'll also include a Free sense of humor. No, no, no, that's no good at all. A single white male Dependable, low mileage, What am I? A car? Hmm, maybe some dating advice... Always be careful If you laugh at all his jokes You¡¯ll end up in bed. No, definitely not. Please wait while I slap myself, Thank you for your patience. Maybe: I have bled my best. If you're chuckling or smiling Feel free to respond. -U.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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